thatonenanre:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

pain-and-missouri:

tilthat:

TIL a 19 year old man dove 85 feet into the ocean to wrestle an 80 pound octopus with a 9 foot diameter to the surface in a 25 minute epic battle in which he punched the octopus subduing it after it turned red and lunged at him tearing off his respirator. He drove it home, cooked it up, and ate it.

via reddit.com

This is the man you must fight at the gates of Valhalla to prove you’re worthy of that mighty hall

It somehow gets crazier. this teenager trained for months. he staged fights in his parents’ swimming pool to train for this epic match. he choose halloween night for the final showdown. and it was for a school project. he could have chosen any seafood, but he decided on, in his own words, “that big fucking octopus.” magnificent bastard. 

This fuckin’ dude is legitimately a Monster Hunter character

lumnch:

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

those little guys on the side of the nerds boxes?????? i love them

i like them

boneless Yoshi

nbspringboi:

newtgeiszler:

goldblumgf:

hello-copter:

halloween

OR

pride month 2: electric spookaloo

candygarnet:

caradelememe:

lulurantis:

Forbidden penne

this is about as al dente as you can get

kaedien:

roseoilz:

normal ppl: assassin

me, an intellectual with 2 brain cells: ass ass in

justadumbstoner:

You will be greatly missed 😞